Old Bag Gif


Two weeks on Vancouver Island, even in the tent trailer, is a bit much. Didn't even have a hook-up for my modem.

Being of and with family, Old Bag and Baguette, I did my fishing around high noon, while the kid splashed in the lake and the dog yapped on shore.

Caught my first bass on a fly. It was but 3 inches - next one 4 inches - next one 13 inches and five inches deep. A nice little fighter on 6 X, expecially after he ran the leader around a weed. I let the weed play him while I figured out what to do. When he tired, I was simply able to lift him out.

I've seen a lot of fishing shows, but never thought I'd get a charge out of "lipping" a bass. Lipped teachers and bosses, but never a bass.

To celebrate, I bought an O*V*S shirt, on sale at the local flyshop. It's bright pink - perfect camouflage for fishing the nuclear holocaust. It even has a loopy thingy on the front and a secret zipper pocket. I plan to introduce it to the secret pocket on my Tilly pants and breed them.

After ditching the Old Bag and Baguette at the ferry to Vancouver, I went in search of a campsite. Found one and was packed in like a tin of Norwegian sardines.

Met up the next day with my father, brother and brother's elder son and brother's new yellow Clipper canoe, new Spring Creek pontoons, new FeatherCraft life-jackets, new MotorGuide 36 Variable-Speed electric motor, new Spring Creek motor mount, new deep-cycle battery, new compact, portable fish-finder and new copy of "Fishing for Dummies".'

Checked out the equipment on Lake Cowichan amid tubers and water-skiers. Reminded me of the mosquitos in Alaska.

Next tried Kissinger Lake, near Nixon Creek (and you can take that as gospel) - an hour's drive beyond the sign that says "next gas - 50 miles" (and I believe that's a lie). Looked in the rear-view mirror for signs of distress from my brother, following, but saw none, until we reached the lake and he announced that he was almost out of gas.

Once again, fished at high noon.

Fishing was a considerable problem. I had my dad, Ferdy, in the the bow with a spinning-rod and half a junk yard attached and me in the back with a dry fly. Brother, Dale, toured the lake with his eyes glued to the "fish-finder" and its instruction booklet, marvelling at all the fish down there.

I raised a few, caught none. Dale and son, Justin, did no better.

Close to suffering sun-stroke we retired to the road to camp only to come upon an accident between a logging truck and a travel trailer. Total damage was about $6, but the trucker wouldn't move, or allow the camper to move until his supervisor arrived - an hour later. Best part was, my brother used no gas for a whole hour.

Total catch for the reunion was one 7-inch rainbow, and I might be lying. Lesson learned from the whole experience - there's nothing like peeing in your own toilet.

"There are no steelhead".

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